MONTPELIER, VERMONT -- FN -- Mother Nature announced Friday afternoon that she has formed an exploratory committee to run for US President. She spoke in the form of wind at a press conference in her home state.
“I have complete knowledge of complex systems,” Nature told reporters. “Clearly I’ve sat back for too long while an amateur leads. But I’ve shown my power, and I will show it again.”
Nature is among the most outspoken critics of President Trump. In 2016 she claimed responsibility for the sinkhole at his Mar-a-Lago property.
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