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Double doses shipped to select representatives

 

WATSONVILLE, CALIF. -- FN -- Tuesday morning the vitamin company Greener Than Thou dispatched free cases of a calcium and Vitamin D supplement to members of US Congress. CEO William Hardin said in a press release, “Calcium and Vitamin D are essential for building and maintaining a healthy backbone.”

Greener Than Thou shipped 550 year-long supplies, which is enough for each member of the House and Senate through mid-January 2020. Fifteen legislators were issued double doses.

Hardin also urged members of the House and Senate to spend several minutes in sunshine each day. “Sunlight helps strengthen the bones. It’s a disinfectant too.”

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