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Massive Pipeline Transports Russian BS to USA

 

DELFT, THE NETHERLANDS - The Dutch satellite company Brotherly Eye today published images of a massive BS pipeline between Russia and the United States. Previously secret, the structure helps explain the influx of Russian propaganda to the USA. It runs underwater from Lorino (Лорино) in eastern Russia to Brevig Mission, Alaska.

Brotherly Eye CEO Stefan Smit explained the pipeline discovery process to FN via Skype:

“We collect images for public safety purposes. If an oil pipe leaks during an earthquake, Brotherly Eye will let you know. This pipeline didn't leak but it caught our attention because it’s massive. The diameter is nearly two meters (79 inches). My engineers suspected immediately that the Russian pipeline is intended for BS transfer.”

Smit's engineers briefly opened the pipeline to sample its contents. A preliminary report suggests that the top layer contains thousands of "What About Her Emails?" yard signs. These apparently float upon tons of Russian-sourced swamp-filling material. However, notes Smit, only a small section of the pipeline was tested. 

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